Gue lupa persisnya kapan, kalo nggak salah sih sekitar setahun yang lalu gue mulai sering nemuin aneka joke tentang Chuck Norris beredar di internet. Biasanya dalam bentuk joke-joke pendek yang cuma sebaris, dan temanya menggambarkan betapa jagoannya Chuck Norris ini. Misalnya seperti ini:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Kenapa harus Chuck Norris, entahlah. Dugaan gue adalah karena dalam film-filmnya, Chuck Norris selalu tampil sebagai jagoan tak terkalahkan, super macho, pokoknya nggak ada matinya. Dan mungkin joke-joke ini bermunculan sebagai reaksi ‘ngeledek’ terhadap Chuck Norris. Beberapa yang jadi favorit gue:
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. <= ini paling lucu menurut gue
Chuck Norrisnya sendiri konon nggak keberatan dengan kemunculan joke-joke tersebut, kecuali saat ada perusahaan yang menerbitkannya jadi buku dan mengambil keuntungan komersial, baru dia mengajukan tuntutan. Selain itu dia juga menyatakan keberatan dengan salah satu joke yang berbunyi:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris nampaknya merasa sungkan dan takut kualat, maka dia merespon dengan
It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: it’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you. (sumber: wikipedia)
Yang lebih menakjubkan lagi, ternyata ada sebuah website yang mengkhususkan diri mengumpulkan aneka joke tentang Chuck Norris, namanya “Chuck Norris Facts”. Selain bisa numpang baca aneka joke tentang Chuck Norris di sini, kita juga bisa pesan joke-joke itu dalam bentuk kaos. Mudah-mudahan sih mereka udah minta ijin belum sama Chuck Norris. Karena…
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
kalo barry prima masih ada perannya yang nggak sok macho dan menang-menangan mulu, seperti di film ini.gue rasa yang cocok adalah Bang Rhoma
chuck norris-nya indonesia siapa ya…. ?barry prima !
aduh….guwe gak ngeh siapa sih bapak ini. parah…parah….
krn kalo dia ikutan, dia akan roundhouse kick semua pemeran lainnya dalam 5 menit dan judulnya terpaksa diganti jadi “the end”*ketularan*
ini bukannya orang Madura yang sebenarnya namanya Cak Nuris
http://twitter.com/chuck_facts
mantap 😀
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb -> edan :))
chuck norris counts to infinity twice